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Ñåãîäíÿ íàêîíåö ïðèîáðåë áèëåò. Ïðîöåññ, íàäî ñêàçàòü, áûë âåñåëûé. Íåäåëþ íàçàä ïîäîøåë ê êàññå îêîëî ì.Àðáàòñêàÿ. Ñîñòîÿëñÿ ñëåäóþùèé äèàëîã:
- (ÿ) Èçâèíèòå, ñêîëüêî ñòîèò áèëåò íà Ñàêñîí?
- (ï) Êóäà?
- (ÿ) Íà Ñàêñîí! Â Ëóæíèêàõ.
- (ï) Ýòî âû èìååòå â âèäó "Òàíöóþò âñå" 17 ÷èñëà?
- (ÿ) Íåò, èìåííî "Ñàêñîí", â Ëóæíèêàõ, 15 îêòÿáðÿ.
- (ï) Ý-ý-ý...
- (ÿ) Ó âàñ àôèøà âîò íà ñòåêëå âèñèò.
- (ï) À! Òàê ó íàñ íåò òàêèõ áèëåòîâ!
Ïðîøëà íåäåëÿ, ÿ íàêîíåö ñïîõâàòèëñÿ è ðåøèë ïðåäïðèíÿòü âòîðóþ ïîïûòêó ó ì. ×èñòûå Ïðóäû:
- (ÿ) Çäðàâñòâóéòå, ñêîëüêî ó âàñ ñòîèò áèëåò íà Ñàêñîí?
- (ï) Êóäà?
- (ÿ) Íà Ñàêñîí!
- (ï) Ýòî "Ñòîïóäîâûé õèò" òî åñòü?
- (ÿ) Íåò!
- (ï) Òîãäà áèëåòîâ íåò!
- (ÿ) Êàê íåò? Âîí àôèøà íà ñòåêëå âèñèò! Ñ áðèòàíñêèì ôëàãîì!
- (ï) Òàê ýòî âû ïðî "ïîëòîðà ÷àñà íàñòîÿùåé ìóçûêè"?
- (ÿ) Âîîáùå - òî ýòî íå ïîïñîâûé êîíöåðò...
- (ï) Íó äà, òàì òàê è íàïèñàíî (èùåò áèëåò, ïîêàçûâàåò, íà íåì íàïèñàíî "2,5 ÷àñà íàñòîÿùåãî ðóáèëîâà" )
Ìîé âàì ñîâåò: áóäåòå áðàòü, ñðàçó ãîâîðèòå: - "Äàéòå áèëåò íà Ñàêñîí, 2,5 ÷àñà íàñòîÿùåãî ðóáèëîâà â Ëóæíèêàõ 15 îêòÿáðÿ". Èíà÷å íå ïîéìóò îíè íèõðåíà, ñêàæóò, ÷òî áèëåòîâ íåò!Chuck Norris can fail, but not Maiden (c) Youtube
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Íå çàíàþ ó ìåíÿ âñå â ïîðÿäêå áëûî,êîãäà ñïðàøèâàë. Ñðàçó âñå ïîíÿëè.Rock this church
They cry for better manners
They tell us be polite
They tell us get our hair cut
Don't they know they are asking for a fight
They tell us it's immoral
They tell us it's a sin
We get all our pleasures
From the trouble that we get in
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Õîòåëîñü áû óçíàòü êòî ñîáèðàåòñÿ èäòè íà ñàáæ. Âñå ( ) èç ìîèõ çíàêîìûõ ïî òåì èëè èíûì ïðè÷èíàì êîìïàíèþ íå ñîñòàâÿò, à ñòîÿòü â îäèíî÷êó êàê - òî ìàëîèíòåðåñíî. Òàê ÷òî áóäó ðàä ïîïèòü ïèâêà ñ ïîñåòèòåëÿìè íàøåãî ôîðóìà, ïîòðåïàòüñÿ çà æèçíü è ïîçíàêîìèòüñÿ ëó÷øå.Chuck Norris can fail, but not Maiden (c) Youtube
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Âîïðîñ: êóäà è çà ñêîëüêî áðàë áèëåòû? À òî ñåé÷àñ ñ äåíüãàìè ïðîáëåìû, åñëè ê ÷åòâåðãó âñå ðåøèòñÿ ñîñòàâëþ êîìïàíèþ.Rock this church
They cry for better manners
They tell us be polite
They tell us get our hair cut
Don't they know they are asking for a fight
They tell us it's immoral
They tell us it's a sin
We get all our pleasures
From the trouble that we get in
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