Новости музыкальные и не очень

[KONSERVATOR]

Не знаю, это у гинекологов надо спрашивать, может кто и держит в инструменте штангенциркуль :)

[Mike]

тогда уж и глубиномер, нутромер итд)

[KONSERVATOR]

глубину лучше другим прибором измерять :)

[Mike]

а еще есть такой волшебный прибор-щелемер!

[Дис Брюкинсон]

глубину лучше другим прибором измерять :)

Отвесом?

[dreadful]

Щупом можно измерить.Как масло в двигателе.)))

[saamson]

глубину лучше своим прибором измерять!))

[KONSERVATOR]

Щупом можно измерить.Как масло в двигателе.)))

Да можно, заодно и уровень смазки проверить :)

[Andre]

Шутнички, блеать.... )

[Дис Брюкинсон]

Причом все шутки - площе некуда...

[dreadful]

А мы не шутим,мы серьезно.))

[Germanicus]

Из серии "не стареют душой ветераны"

Мустйен выпинал Ньюстеда из своего тура по Австралии.

[Дис Брюкинсон]

С нового альбома Edguy

England
(music & lyrics Sammet)

It's been a long time since I've been with you
You may be grey-green
but matchless and wide
I wanted to sniff at every inch of you
Went to Birmingham New Street
to take a ride

Over aqueducts ona suspiciously panting train
High on Diesel fumes I pondered on my way

I may like New York, Bavaria or Paris
But nothing compares to you, England
Cause England's got Steve Harris

England, I know
I may have explained it somewhere before
but I swear it wasn't my idea
to contrive that silly way
Okay, I've got to admit
this was, uhm. an improper try of a joke
but it rhymed and talking humour:
You've got to know I'm just anosser
German bloke

Who loves afternoon tea
And Bob Catley and Mr. Bean
Who loves to buy miniature phone booths
And cute little snow globes raining snow
On a cute little queen

Mostly you're jolly
At times you're frustrated, England
Then rest assured:
I also think pentalty shootouts...
...are highly overrated

Vienna has got Mozart
Chopin they had in Paris (kind of)
The Catholics got the pope
England's got the Beatles
And even more so:
England's got Steve Harris

England's got Steve Harris
And as if that was not enough for you:
England's got Bruce Dickinson
And on top of it the other ones...
...in Iron Maiden too, yes it's true

Vienna's got the Mozart ball
The Frenchies they got Paris

In Rome they got the pope
who in turn they don't have in England
But England's got Steve Harris

I may like New York, Bavaria or Paris
But nothing compares to you,
England Cause you got the magic bullet
England's got Steve Harris

England: inventors of Def Leppard...
Shakespeare...
Indian food... Gary Lineker...
That bloke who did away with Braveheart...
Et cetera... and so forth... good night...

[Andre]

Моднейший флюродрос ))

[DiaS]

На норвежской ферме Vitengarden родился блэк-металлический ягнёнок Batlam.