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  • Ãäå ó æåíùèí ðàñòóò æåñòêèå, òåìíûå, êóð÷àâûå âîëîñû...

    À íåãðû èñ÷î è ïåéñàòü óìåþò?
    Æèçíü êîðîòêà - èñêóññòâî äîëãîâå÷íî!

  • #2
    Çà "íåãðà" ìîæíî è ïî ìîðäå.
    Rock this church

    They cry for better manners
    They tell us be polite
    They tell us get our hair cut
    Don't they know they are asking for a fight
    They tell us it's immoral
    They tell us it's a sin
    We get all our pleasures
    From the trouble that we get in

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    • #3
      Âñïîìíèë ñòàðûé àíåêäîò, êîãäà â ïàäàþùåì ñàìîëåòå ðåøèëè âûáðàñûâàòü çà áîðò ïî íàöèîíàëüíîñòè ïî àëôàâèòó. Íàçûâàþò:
      - Àôðîàìåðèêàíöû! - â îòâåò òèøèíà
      - Áëýê ïèïë! - òèøèíà
      - Color people - òèøèíà...
      Âäðóã èç ñàëîíà ðàçäàåòñÿ òîíêèé ãîëîñîê:
      - Ïàïà, à ïî÷åìó íàñ óæå òðè ðàçà íàçâàëè, à ìû íå îòçûâàåìñÿ?
      - Çàìîë÷è, ñûí. Ñåãîäíÿ ìû íèããåðû - ñðàçó ïîñëå ìåêñèêàíöåâ.
      S.D. "Snake" Plissken

      "Òû çíàåøü, ÷òî Iron Maiden - ýòî âîîáùå òî èðëàíäöû è ÷òî ýòî îçíà÷åò?" © asidor

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      • #4
        Ýòî êóäûòü òåáÿ ïîñëàëè, ê àôðîíåãðàì-òà?
        Chuck Norris can fail, but not Maiden (c) Youtube

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        • #5
          Сообщение от Maidenizator Посмотреть сообщение
          Ýòî êóäûòü òåáÿ ïîñëàëè, ê àôðîíåãðàì-òà?
          è ãëàãíîå çà÷åì? áîðîòüñÿ ñ íåãðàìîòíîñòüþ?
          "êàê òû ñëóøàåøü ýòî ãîâíî, êîãäà åñòü Piece of Mind" (ñ) Mr.Breeg

          Õðîíèêè ïîçèòèâíîé ðåìîðàëèçàöèè

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          • #6
            Ãåðìàí! À òû íèããåðàì ÷òî-íèòü ãîòè÷åñêîå ñòàâèë çàñëóõàòü?
            Æèçíü êîðîòêà - èñêóññòâî äîëãîâå÷íî!

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            • #7
              Ëàäíî, ñòåð
              Âìåñòî ýòîãî ñïðîøó, íèêòî íå çíàåò, ÷åãî ìåëàíèíîíåäîñòàòî÷íûå àôðîàôðèêàíöû íå åäóò ê íàì â Ðîññèþ?
              Íåò äîòàöèé äëÿ áåçäåëüíèêîâ?
              Последний раз редактировалось Andre; 13-02-2008, 14:59.

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              • #8
                Íó ¸ïðñò...

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                • #9
                  Сообщение от Äèñ Áðþêèíñîí Посмотреть сообщение
                  Ãåðìàí! À òû íèããåðàì ÷òî-íèòü ãîòè÷åñêîå ñòàâèë çàñëóõàòü?

                  Ñïåöèàëüíî äëÿ îäíîãî òóïîãî ãðóçèíñêîãî ÷óðêè ïîâòîðþ. Åùå ðàç ýòî ñëîâî óïàîòðåáèøü â ìîåì ïðèñóòâèè, ÷åðåï ïðîøèáó.
                  Rock this church

                  They cry for better manners
                  They tell us be polite
                  They tell us get our hair cut
                  Don't they know they are asking for a fight
                  They tell us it's immoral
                  They tell us it's a sin
                  We get all our pleasures
                  From the trouble that we get in

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                  • #10
                    Сообщение от Andre Посмотреть сообщение
                    Ëàäíî, ñòåð
                    Âìåñòî ýòîãî ñïðîøó, íèêòî íå çíàåò, ÷åãî ìåëàíèíîíåäîñòàòî÷íûå àôðîàôðèêàíöû íå åäóò ê íàì â Ðîññèþ?
                    Íåò äîòàöèé äëÿ áåçäåëüíèêîâ?

                    Åñòü. Íà 37 ìëí. íàñåëåíèÿ 60 äîòàöèé.  90-å ãîäû â ÷åðíîé Àôðèêå çàêðûëîñü èç 52 ðîñ. êóëüòóðíûõ öåíòðî çàêðûëîñü 48. Ïîñêîëüêó "Àôðèêà íàì íå íóæíà" (ñ) ìèí. èí. äåë Êîçûðåâ.

                     ïðîøëîì ãîäó äîòàöèé áûëî 37, â íà÷àëå 2000-õ 20.

                    À íàñ÷åò íåãðàìîòíîñòè, ñþäà îíè åäóò ó÷èòñÿ íå ñòîëüêî ïîòîìó, ÷òî òàì îáðàçîâàíèå ïëîõîå, à ïðîñòî ýëåìåíòðàíî ïîòîìó ÷òî îíî çäåñü äåøåâëå.
                    Rock this church

                    They cry for better manners
                    They tell us be polite
                    They tell us get our hair cut
                    Don't they know they are asking for a fight
                    They tell us it's immoral
                    They tell us it's a sin
                    We get all our pleasures
                    From the trouble that we get in

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                    • #11
                      2 Ãåðìàí.

                      ÍÈÃÃÅÐ! ÍÈÃÃÅÐ!! ÍÈÃÃÅÐ!!!
                      Æèçíü êîðîòêà - èñêóññòâî äîëãîâå÷íî!

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                      • #12
                        Õîðîøî
                        Rock this church

                        They cry for better manners
                        They tell us be polite
                        They tell us get our hair cut
                        Don't they know they are asking for a fight
                        They tell us it's immoral
                        They tell us it's a sin
                        We get all our pleasures
                        From the trouble that we get in

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                        • #13
                          Âû ñîâñåì óæå îõóåëè, áëÿòü

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                          • #14
                            Íåò. Îõóåë òóò, êòî-òî îäèí. È 29 ôåâðàëÿ, äàæå íåñìîòðÿ íà òî ÷òî ÿ íà ïüÿíêó íå ñîáèðàëñÿ, ÿ òóäà çàéäó.
                            Rock this church

                            They cry for better manners
                            They tell us be polite
                            They tell us get our hair cut
                            Don't they know they are asking for a fight
                            They tell us it's immoral
                            They tell us it's a sin
                            We get all our pleasures
                            From the trouble that we get in

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                            • #15
                              ìîäåðû è îäìèíû, ïî÷èñòèòå âåòêó ïëèç
                              I'm coming home

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